The Forging of A Soul

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:14:53 GMT

I have so much in my head. Too much thought.
Maybe after I nap to get rid of my headache I'll write to sort it out.

Blah.

Since I was young I've taste sorrow on the tongue;;

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:01:38 GMT

I got a 19/60 on that analytical essay on Pride and Prejudice that I did back in Septemeber. I don't even care. I got a 98 on my Financial Planning test. I hate Great Books, the mid-term is going to kill me. Patrick is like Ashley and doesn't like the word "masturbation". He also hates the word, "Asian cock". Haha. It was fun. I have to present my powerpoint tomorrow. I'm just like... eh.. I'm buried under exam reviews.

I'm taking Keyboarding/document creation next semester. Mr. Shepperd teaches it. I love him, and I get away from Ingle. Fuck yes. I hit fourth period, and I felt horrible. Just totally pissed off and angry and just RAWR.

I'm rereading Prozac Nation and I forgot how.. just perfect her words are. They mirror everything I could ever say. Not that I'm Jewish, or am growing up in Manhattan in the seventies. Probably not a good idea, either. I hate feeling other peoples' emotions. I don't even know why I do. Why they affect me more than my own seem to. I need to do homework.

Last night was quite sexy.
And that's all I'll say about that, hah.
I'm sure you don't want the details.

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:39:15 GMT

Haha. I laughed.. so hard.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court,
word for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: When is your birthday?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with
you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old,
how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception of the baby was
August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your
attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why
I was doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:03:13 GMT

I might go see Mrs. Byrd today.
She's the STARS councleor.
I've been feeling suicidal lately, and I don't know what to do.
I guess I'll let you guys know how it went when I get home?
If I get home. Who knows what they'll do.

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:44:11 GMT

Goodnight, lovelies.
<3

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:31:31 GMT

I hurt.
I've been in and out of sleep since yesterday. I feel like I look like a chimpmonk. I'm drowsy, because my mum gave me my pain killer. So for all incoherent/typo/nonses, forgive me. I'm way happy that he's home, next year [the whole year, I can't remember what he said] he has to go on the gun run or.. something.

I just can't type. Blah

DO IT!!! [Please?]

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 23:57:01 GMT

SAVE DOG!

http://www.gopetition.com/online/9672.html

Happy Birthday.

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:32:59 GMT

Happy birthday, my love.

I'm thinking of you, as always and hope to Goddess you're doing okay.
I love you.

I know, I know..

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:07:18 GMT